This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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