Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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