Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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