There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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