So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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