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(810): View more from Michigan

Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??

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(415): View more from California

mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you

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(330): View more from Ohio

We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.

(330): View more from Ohio

Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now

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(847): View more from Illinois

i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.

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(408): View more from California

My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.

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(720): View more from Colorado

She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.

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