oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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