maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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