I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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