you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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