1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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