Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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