Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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