I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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