I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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