I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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