i just google imaged poop.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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