I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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