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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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