i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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