I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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