just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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