I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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