I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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