i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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