I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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