I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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