Me. At least after what I've been through.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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