problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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