she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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