Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize