Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Welp...herpes.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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