Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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