party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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