Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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