I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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