Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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