Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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