I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
