why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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