Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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