This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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