fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
