This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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