found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
tell me about the eggs
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