They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Dignity is for republicans.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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