i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You ruined the universe
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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