Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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