I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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