rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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