My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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