...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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