Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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