No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize