like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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