i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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